Thats very simple

First of all, open a foreign curreny bank account ( as you are out of UK )

Rob a bank for a few million pounds ( or a few more millions if its dollars ) and put that money into your account

Buy a big house in central London with that money - you can contact estate agents through internet.

Go to the nearest British embassy and show them proof of the ownership of the house that you bought and the bank statement showing the remaining money.

Buy an airline ticket and you can come to UK live in your house Happily Ever After....


All the best