A: “Bro, what coin are you into these days?”
B: “Me? BitcoinBit.”
A: “ Wait, that’s a real coin?”
B: “Yeah. I laughed at first too… but it’s kinda solid.”
A: “Damn. That’s… scary.”
B: “Not scary. It’s vibes.”
A: “...How much did you put in?”
B: “Don’t ask. Just put in a little. You’ll feel it.”
And yeah… I did. (quietly)