Just before Christmas, and to finish this year, we are publishing for the third year the EasyExpat Best-off list for the funniest or most bizarre emails we have received in 2012.
We remind you that EasyExpat is a list of city guides for expatriates,
host a public forum for the community and free services such as job
listing, classifieds, general articles on expatriation (FAQ), directory of expat websites. Apparently some
Internet users did not understand it!
Enjoy.
You will understand that the goal is not to mock but just to relax and take it easy during the festive season.
Of course, spelling mistakes were not corrected but names and
personal details have been replaced by XXX, or deleted.
Worst emails in English hi im artist i have painting from 10 euro to 2.000 and more
We are looking for an Au-Pair Agency to make a joint venture. Would you kindly think for it?
plz confirm my visa valid or not no- is-2325XXX
Dear Sirs:
Hi.. good day.. Maam/Sir, I want to apply as an aupair in your in your agency. I am MXXX XXX, 24 years old, single and has no child. just want to ask for the requirements.. enclosed here is my resume.. Thanks.
Hello,
Dear Mrs. or Mr.,
Hello,
do you guys have a direct line to customs USPS in Rio DE Janeiro we are trying to see if a guy receive his package..
Can you tell me when my item will be delivered please
Greetings,
Dear Manager
Helo,
Good day,
hello... im marouane from tunisia i work in hotell animation and i play profesional foot bool i wanna ask about contact for work and thnkx
I'm trying to locate a friend who was traveling aug 21 who is suppose to be helded in customs can you tell me if he is being held George agor and jordan agor ther in amsterdams custom
Can you please quote me for a single trip. My husband and I are leaving Menorca on 27th February returning 14th March. We have flights booked from Barcelona to Cairo for a Nile cruise. We return to Barcelona on 12th March. If the single trip can only last up to 14 days we would like cover for the Barcelona-cairo return journey. I.e. 27th February to 12th March
How are you?
I am an american and will not be in the usa during the elections tell me what to do
Dear,
Hello,
Dear Madam / Sir,
Dear Sir Madam ,
Les pires emails en Français Bonjour, mon frère est en école de commerce au Havre et doit effectuer un stage de mai à juillet 2012.
J'ai l'honneur de venir auprès de votre personnalité demandé une aide de bourses d'études, dans l'établissement dont vous est confié responsable.
Bonjour
Bonjour, Jaimerai savoir ou en est ma commande car cela fait une semaine que j'ai payer et n'ai encore rien reçu ! Alors a savoir si je vais bientôt recevoir ou sinon Jaimerai etre rembourser . Merci
Bonjour Madame ,Monsieur,
pourrais je svp avoir la liste des prix 2012 des cours d'anglais et aussi les information d'accommodation. Aussi toute les informations pour s'inscrire à votre école merci
Mesdames et Messieurs,
Peggiore e-mail in italiano vorrei vivere, lavorare, all'estero, dove ce il lavoro.
Peor de los e-mails en español ME GUSTARIA SABER LAS LEYES DEL BANCO SNS BANK NETHERLANS,EN AMSTERDAM HOLANDA,PARA LAS ENTREGAS DE HERENCIAS FANMILIARES Y NO FAMILIARES,GRACIAS
Worst-Mails in Deutsch Guten Tag und zwar hätte ich eine Frage : Ich habe zwei russische Bekannte die nun seit kurzem in Luxemburg leben und unbedingt schnellstens deutsch lernen wollen um sich beruflich zu steigern. Wir sind auch bereit Privatunterricht anzunehmen. Würde mich über eine schnelle Antwort sehr freuen und ich bitte sie gleichzeitig um ihre Telefonnummer. Bedanke mich im vorraus.
Author: EasyExpat